De iPod killer
Uit de commentaren van Scoble, via Gapingvoid.
CROWD: An iPod killer! We've found An iPod killer!
VILLAGER #1: We've found an iPod killer. May we overhype it?
CROWD: Overhype it! Overhype! Overhype it!
SCOBLE: How do you know it is an iPod killer?
VILLAGER #2: It looks like one.
CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
SCOBLE: Bring it forward.
ORIGAMI: I'm not an iPod killer! I'm not an iPod killer!
SCOBLE: Uh, but you look like one.
ORIGAMI: They photoshopped me like this.
CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't…
ORIGAMI: And that wasn't my video. It's a concept piece.
SCOBLE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the photoshopping.
SCOBLE: And the video?
VILLAGER #1: And the video, but it is an iPod killer!
VILLAGER #2: Yeah!
CROWD: Overhype it! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
SCOBLE: Did you photoshop it up like this?
VILLAGER #1: No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.
VILLAGER #2: No.
VILLAGER #1: No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
VILLAGER #1: Yes.
VILLAGER #2: Yes.
VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3: A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
VILLAGER #3: A bit.
VILLAGER #1: It has got Windows Media Player.
RANDOM: *cough*
SCOBLE: What makes you think she is an iPod killer?
VILLAGER #3: Well, it looks like a portable media device.
SCOBLE: A portable media device?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Overhype it anyway!
VILLAGER #1: Overhype!
CROWD: Overhype it! Overhype! Overhype it!
SCOBLE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether it is an iPod killer.
VILLAGER #1: Are there?
VILLAGER #2: Ah?
VILLAGER #1: What are they?
CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!…
VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?
SCOBLE: Tell me. What do you do with iPod killers?
VILLAGER #2: Overhype! Overhype!
VILLAGER #1: Overhype!
SCOBLE: And what do you overhype apart from iPod killers?
VILLAGER #1: More iPod killers!
VILLAGER #3: Shh!
VILLAGER #2: PSP killers!
SCOBLE: So, why do PSP killers get overhyped?
VILLAGER #3: Because they're made of… wood?
SCOBLE: Good!
CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh.
SCOBLE: So, how do we tell whether she is a PSP killer?
VILLAGER #1: See if its made of wood!
SCOBLE: Ah, but did not the original Atari have faux wood-paneled?
VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh…
SCOBLE: Did Atari sink when it hit the market?
VILLAGER #1: No. No.
VILLAGER #2: No, it sells! It sells!
VILLAGER #1: Launch the product, launch the product!
CROWD: Launch! Launch the product!
SCOBLE: What also sells well on launch?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Segways!
VILLAGER #1: Pokemon!
VILLAGER #2: Uh, Goo- Google!
VILLAGER #1: YouTube!
VILLAGER #2: MMORGs!
VILLAGER #3: Uh, Flickr! Flickr!
VILLAGER #2: VOIP! VOIP!
BILLG: A duck!
CROWD: Oooh.
SCOBLE: Exactly. So, logically…
VILLAGER #1: If… it… sells as well on launch… as a duck… it's a PSP killer.
SCOBLE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2: An iPod killer!
VILLAGER #1: An iPod killer!
CROWD: An iPod killer! An iPod killer!…
Davy De Pauw — 18 jaar geleden
Lol, ik zie er direct al de beelden van the Holy grail bij, hilarisch